Short of belly flopping into a pool of boiling water and pouring a fresh pot of coffee on your head, the giant clam you see above is your best bet for staying warm for the rest of this frigid winter.
Thanks to the Mavens of Warmth, A.K.A. Hammacher Schlemmer, the Infrared Supine Sauna is the safest, most divine way to bake yourself.
Simply climb in, lay down facing up with your head sticking out (so you can binge-watch House of Cards at the same time), place your legs a bit above your heart, close the clamshell, and watch your aches melt away faster than your disbelief.
A quartet of infrared lamps kiss you with tissue-penetrating heat, raising your subcutaneous temperature by up to two degrees Fahrenheit. Just enough to relieve all the pain in your joints, tendons, and ligaments from slipping on ice all winter.
If that’s not enough to have you sitting on cloud nine, fret not. Encased in the Infrared Supine Sauna’s bed are 440 heated, super hero jade stones that soothe your muscles, improve circulation, and burn calories … along with $14,000 from your bank account.
